Not your average teenager
"hey babe i bought you chipotle"
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be the person your dog thinks you are
I have never read anything more inspiring than this
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
When I offer you some of my food, I don’t really mean it. Don’t touch my food.
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A